Thursday, November 18, 2010

DO NOT CALL BACK NUMBERS WITH THESE ARE CODES

809 Area Code
We actually received a call last week from the809 area code. The woman said 'Hey, this is Karen. Sorry I missed you- get back to us quickly. I have something important to tell you.' Then she repeated a phone number beginning with 809. We did not respond. Then this week, we received the following e-mail:

Do Not DIAL AREA CODE 809, 284, AND 876
809


Be sure you read this and pass it on.

They get you to call by telling you that it is information about a family member who has been ill or to tell you someone has been arrested, died, or to let you know you have won a wonderful prize, etc..
In each case, you are told to call the 809 number right away. Since there are so many new area codes these days, people unknowingly return these calls.

If you call from the U.S. , you will apparently be charged
$2425 per-minute.

Or, you'll get a long recorded message. The point is, they will try to keep you on the phone as long as possible to increase the charges.
WHY IT WORKS:

The 809 area code is located in the Dominican Republic .
The charges afterward can become a real nightmare. That's because you did actually make the call. If you complain, both your local phone company and your long distance carrier will not want to get involved and will most likely tell you that they are simply providing the billing for the foreign company. You'll end up dealing with a foreign company that argues they have done nothing wrong.

Please forward this entire message to your friends, family and colleagues to help them become aware of this scam.

AT&T VERIFIES IT'S TRUE : http://www.att.com/gen/press-room?pid=6045

SNOPES VERIFIES IT'S TRUE: http://www.snopes.com/fraud/telephone/809..asp< http://www.snopes.com/fraud/telephone/809..asp>

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Amazing Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmffgIqlAYA

Why Am I Married

WHY AM I MARRIED?


You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'


A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'


When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.




A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished

.


A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'



A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of

Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'




Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'




Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.



If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.




Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.



First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'




'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'



AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!



Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'

The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'





Brain Yoga

Try it out & report to ourselves whether it works after 3 months.

 

5 THINGS TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1 . It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job .

2 .
 It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh .

3 . It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you .

4 . It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you .

5 . It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other
 
Signed
TW
 

Phillippine Flight Attendant's Dance