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Tuesday, November 23, 2010
FINE ART OF LOADING
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JOKES
The Dentist...........................(1)
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
"I can't do the gas thing.. The thought of having the gas mask on is
suffocating me!"
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."
The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something
to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
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The Dentist..........................(2)
A beautiful young lady comes to see the dentist.
He puts her in his chair in horizontal position, takes his instrument
and starts probing her teeth.
Suddenly, he freezes and asks her: "Young lady, you know it's my balls
you're holding in your hand?"
She answers: "Sure, doctor, and we two don't want to hurt each other, do we?"
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YOU COME I NO COME ???? HOW COME ????
This is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married.
After six months,......... the wife has not conceived.
So the couple went to seek the help of the Red 'Chief' who is also the
tribe's medicine man.
Indian said to the chief: "Many moons come, many moons go; I come,
baby no come, how come?"
Chief to Indian: "Young man, go to the ninth mountain over there and
come back after nine months".
After nine months the Indian came back to the village.
He went to his wife and saw his wife carrying a baby.
At once he pulled the wife to see the Chief.
He said to the Chief: "Many moons come, many moons go, I no come, baby
come, how come?"
The Chief turned to the wife for an answer.
The wife said: "Many moons come, many moons go, you no come, many men come".
Sunday, November 21, 2010
WHO IS THE WINNER ??
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A MONK
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same m onastery.
The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car..
That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,
We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
The man says, all right, all right. I'm dying to know.
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have travelled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply, congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk ..
We shall now show you the way to the sound.
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door.
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, May I have the key ?
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone... The man requests the key to the stone door.
The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so itwent on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,........silver, topaz, and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, This is the key to the last door ......
The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight
.... But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
DON'T SWEAR AT ME;
I'M STILL LOOKING FOR THE IDIOT WHO STARTED THIS!
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same m onastery.
The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car..
That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,
We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
The man says, all right, all right. I'm dying to know.
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have travelled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply, congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk ..
We shall now show you the way to the sound.
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door.
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, May I have the key ?
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone... The man requests the key to the stone door.
The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so itwent on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,........silver, topaz, and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, This is the key to the last door ......
The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight
.... But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
DON'T SWEAR AT ME;
I'M STILL LOOKING FOR THE IDIOT WHO STARTED THIS!
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Have a good day !
- Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it .
- Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside . So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the Admiration!
- Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude . Keep on rocking!
- Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
- He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair . When he died, the insurance company refused the claim . They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
- A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles . He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
- So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure!
- Only 20 percent boys have brains, the rest have girlfriends!
- All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or Married to someone else!
- 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. This makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
DO NOT CALL BACK NUMBERS WITH THESE ARE CODES
- 809 Area Code
- We actually received a call last week from the809 area code. The woman said 'Hey, this is Karen. Sorry I missed you- get back to us quickly. I have something important to tell you.' Then she repeated a phone number beginning with 809. We did not respond. Then this week, we received the following e-mail:
- Do Not DIAL AREA CODE 809, 284, AND 876
- 809
- Be sure you read this and pass it on.
- They get you to call by telling you that it is information about a family member who has been ill or to tell you someone has been arrested, died, or to let you know you have won a wonderful prize, etc..
- In each case, you are told to call the 809 number right away. Since there are so many new area codes these days, people unknowingly return these calls.
- If you call from the U.S. , you will apparently be charged
- $2425 per-minute.
- Or, you'll get a long recorded message. The point is, they will try to keep you on the phone as long as possible to increase the charges.
- WHY IT WORKS:
- The 809 area code is located in the Dominican Republic .
- The charges afterward can become a real nightmare. That's because you did actually make the call. If you complain, both your local phone company and your long distance carrier will not want to get involved and will most likely tell you that they are simply providing the billing for the foreign company. You'll end up dealing with a foreign company that argues they have done nothing wrong.
- Please forward this entire message to your friends, family and colleagues to help them become aware of this scam.
- AT&T VERIFIES IT'S TRUE : http://www.att.com/gen/press-room?pid=6045
- SNOPES VERIFIES IT'S TRUE: http://www.snopes.com/fraud/telephone/809..asp< http://www.snopes.com/fraud/telephone/809..asp>
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Why Am I Married
5 THINGS TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
| 1 . It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job . 2 . It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh . 3 . It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you . 4 . It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you . 5 . It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other Signed TW |
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