- Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it .
- Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside . So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the Admiration!
- Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude . Keep on rocking!
- Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
- He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair . When he died, the insurance company refused the claim . They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
- A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles . He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
- So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure!
- Only 20 percent boys have brains, the rest have girlfriends!
- All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or Married to someone else!
- 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. This makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
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