The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
"I can't do the gas thing.. The thought of having the gas mask on is
suffocating me!"
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."
The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something
to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
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The Dentist..........................(2)
A beautiful young lady comes to see the dentist.
He puts her in his chair in horizontal position, takes his instrument
and starts probing her teeth.
Suddenly, he freezes and asks her: "Young lady, you know it's my balls
you're holding in your hand?"
She answers: "Sure, doctor, and we two don't want to hurt each other, do we?"
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YOU COME I NO COME ???? HOW COME ????
This is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married.
After six months,......... the wife has not conceived.
So the couple went to seek the help of the Red 'Chief' who is also the
tribe's medicine man.
Indian said to the chief: "Many moons come, many moons go; I come,
baby no come, how come?"
Chief to Indian: "Young man, go to the ninth mountain over there and
come back after nine months".
After nine months the Indian came back to the village.
He went to his wife and saw his wife carrying a baby.
At once he pulled the wife to see the Chief.
He said to the Chief: "Many moons come, many moons go, I no come, baby
come, how come?"
The Chief turned to the wife for an answer.
The wife said: "Many moons come, many moons go, you no come, many men come".
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